Message originates in the ectoplasm of the year 1805, Boulogne-Sur-Mer.
This revenant partially materialized and was an attractive young woman who appears to have died shortly after having attained her majority.
The message is addressed to one of Napoleon's soldiers named Sebastien (surname unknown) who had been billeted nearby.*
START OF SPIRITUAL CORRESPONDENCE (translated) "We made love in the fields above the town by the light of Congreve rockets fired from those fucking Limey ships and it was wonderful. You promised you would return to me. But instead you followed Napoleon like a puppy. Well, surprise. You got me 'with puppy' too. So I drowned myself with your puppy inside me, Sebastien, in a largely forgotten and unused well in the forest behind my grandmother's farm. I lifted up the cover and threw myself in. It was a terrible moonless night. I remember the owls seeming to laugh before I did this. The worst part is I struggled for hours (it seemed days!) in that freezing water before I died. Like a rat in the middle of the ocean. Only a few miles from my warm bed. Nobody ever even found my body. The townspeople said I had run off to be an understudy to a whore in Paris. My parents cursed my name the rest of their lives. They'd spit when people mentioned me. Lovely. This was my great reward for our night of pleasure. Still, I think of you. And hope that it is not truly too late.
P.S. Funny, I had thought death would be my abortionist. But the child's spirit is with me still. And worse: he has the rage of the eternally unborn. This really sucks. Please find me soon and let me know my attentions were not misplaced."
END CORRESPONDENCE
*"Napoleon amassed La Grande Armée in Boulogne to invade the United Kingdom in 1805. However, his plans were halted by other European matters and the supremacy of the Royal Navy."
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