The message originates in the ectoplasm of a nursing home which lingers in one of the sporting goods aisles of a present-day WALMART.
The communicant's ectoplasm appears to be the form of a woman approximately ninety years of age.
MESSAGE (uncensored): "I! Want my. Fuckin! Teef!"
Message is looped and shrill. Spirit will not respond.
Notes: Spirit is vehemently angry. Dentures repeatedly "fall" out of the mouths of customers in this part of the store and are subsequently lost altogether. Department and store managers have repeatedly searched for these dental prosthetics with no success, and it's now become an inside joke when an employee encounters a shopper down on all fours scouting for false teeth. Legal action has been threatened against the store, but none yet taken. It has been explained during team meetings that no employee is allowed to reveal the overall pattern of missing teeth to any individual shoppers as pandemonium would surely ensue.
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